Thursday, August 30, 2007

How Digg REALLY Works [PIC]

This is the TRUTH to Digg and the key thing to know if you EVER want YOUR STORY to get POPULAR.

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Tuesday, August 28, 2007

The Stereotypical Atheist Does Not Exist

Much like the square root of -1, the Atheist defined by popular belief does not exist in reality (no matter how much your Black Book of Brainwashing compels you to believe it does)

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Monday, August 20, 2007

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Feminism is to Logic what Death is to Life

If most guys are like me (and if you don't consider the degree of insanity, they are), they'll treat women with respect and whiny, pointlessly-bitching activists like dog shit.

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Thursday, August 16, 2007

What "Gifted" Means in the Long Run - Kobra's Corner

The moral of the story is, "Being 'gifted' doesn't amount to DICK in the real world; like it or not."

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Monday, August 13, 2007

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Little-Known Benefits of Shutting Up While You're Ahead

First you say something stupid. Then, in an attempt to justify your mistake/Freudian slip, you say something even worse. Everyone's done it before, and most people usually realize it's just easier to shut up before they dig themselves deeper. Then there are people like Hal Turner...

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Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Essay Prompts You WISH Occurred Few and Far-Between

Looking back on your educational career, you've probably had a few essay prompts or petty assignments that you've done twice. But if you've attended high school in the past decade, you've probably had these same exact essay prompts upwards of six times since your first essay. And if you're like me, you're sick of it.

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5 Overused Essay Prompts and How to Creatively Answer Them

If you've attended high school in the past decade, you've probably had these same exact essay prompts upwards of six times since your first essay. And if you're like me, you're sick of it.

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Monday, August 6, 2007

Some people are disabled; others are lazy. [PIC]

To clarify: The lady is sitting in an electric scooter-- the ones reserved for the handicapped.

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Sunday, August 5, 2007

Your Annoying Little Shit is Our Future - Kobra's Corner

Still not convinced that you need to do your job? Consider this: If you live past 70, someone has to change your diapers.

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Thursday, August 2, 2007

This May Come As A Shock: Proverbs Are NOT Universal Law

If you've ever worked in retail, you already know what this is about: Some asshole will do something that annoys the piss out of you, so you do the same thing to them and they get indignant and start complaining. When you point out their hypocrisy, they say, "What happened to 'The customer is always right?'"

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Wednesday, August 1, 2007

‘Fourth Branch’ Cheney strikes again

Cheney apparently STILL unsure his office is in the executive branch. Says it's because he has legislative duties. Nevermind that the President has legislative duties too - the Prez signs the bills, so by Cheney's logic the President can't be considered to be in the executive branch either.

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