Hackers on Steroids? A True Inside Look at the "Internet Hate Machine"

Despite the fact that anyone who can say the phrase "Hackers on steroids" with a straight face is so full of shit their eyes are brown, it's my job to put these imbeciles in their place.

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Alex Wuori is a lulzkiller

Official 4chan blog release.

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Bush to sell $20 Billion Arms to Saudi Buddies - Congress Bill

"...$20 billion at a time when some United States officials contend that the Saudis are playing a counterproductive role in Iraq. Israel and some of its supporters in Congress are nervous. To resolve these concerns, Israel has been promised $30.4 billion in military aid over the next decade, a significant increase." Sleep Tight!

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Iraq War protesters mysteriously get upgraded charges..anyone worried yet?

This couple wanted to protest the Iraq war. They peacefully held up a sign, then took it down when asked. They were let go without a citation. Three weeks later warrants were issued for there arrest. Another week later more charges were added. Our free speech is being threatened!! Digg this story!

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FOX 11 Investigates: 'Hacker Gangs'

FOX 11 does a report on what they call "Hacker Gangs". Just watch.Anonymous does not approve. Anonymous does not approve. Anonymous does not approve. Anonymous does not approve. Anonymous does not approve. Anonymous does not approve. Anonymous does not approve. Anonymous does not approve. Anonymous does not approve. Anonymous does not approve. Anonymous does not approve. Anonymous does not approve. v

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Ubuntu laptop from Dell exactly $1,337

This picture has NOT been photoshopped or gimped or anything else like that, build it yourself if you don't believe me... You can see the main sections on the screenshot, here's the rest;1Yr Ltd Warranty and Mail-In ServiceAdd CompleteCare Accidental Damage Service to 1Yr Lim Warranty

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"The Public Wants Us the Hell Out of There."

Rep. John Murtha proposed starting a U.S. troop pullout without a hard deadline for completion that many Republicans oppose.

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MUST SEE: MSNBC ANCHOR WON'T REPORT PARIS STORY!!!

MSNBC anchor will not report on Paris Hilton getting out of jail. Give that anchor a raise!A huge one!

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Pope: Creation vs. evolution clash an ‘absurdity’

Benedict XVI says humans must listen to ‘the voice of the Earth’ or risk destroying its very existence.Listen to this man: Stop bitching!

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80% of Schools Apply Pesticides Regardless of Need!

Pesticides are being used in vast quantities unnecessarily and poisoning our kids...

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It’s Time to Drop the “www”

It’s no longer necessary to use “www” when referring to websites. It’s a waste of storage, a waste of ink, and it takes 2-5 times as long to pronounce as saying the domain by itself. Enter no-www.

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Wikipedia vs. Encyclopedia Britannica

Review of how Wikipedia has recently made corrections to the Encyclopedia Britannica, and how The Wisdom of Crowds truly makes Wikipedia a credible resource. Also, what exactly is Wikipedia - a search engine, social news like Digg, or what?

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Microsoft & DIGG - New Partnership Launches [ MS Press Release]

As part of the relationship, Microsoft will be the exclusive provider of display and contextual advertising on Digg. The two companies also agreed to work together on future technology and advertising initiatives. “Our collaboration with Digg is about bringing our advertising technology and sales force to one of the fastest-growing sites o

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The 50 Cardinal Sins of Emo

Read this only if you have a SENSE OF HUMOR!

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Surprise! Hybrids Do Save Gas. A Lot of Gas.

The DOE's National Renewable Energy Laboratory says hybrids have saved 230 million gallons of fuel since being introduced to the market.

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Building a Better RPG: How Persona 3 will save us all

Continuing in the focused analysis and critique of key elements in traditional console RPGs, this installment discusses the old level-grind and the way characters are traditionally evolved in RPGs-- and explains why upcoming title Persona 3 breaks the mold.

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10 Ways to Instantly Build Self Confidence

10 tips to build self confidence, change your attitude and learn how to be self confident

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White House Scared $#!#less, Assaults Congress

The White House is behaving like a cornered rat now that Congress might actually do something about the war crimes being commited.

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Will It Blend: Bic Lighters

Some people might say it's not a very smart idea to throw 6 lighters into a blender. Those people would be right.

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Fred Thompson Has a Reporter Removed and Assaulted for Asking a Question

Welcome to the new America. If you ask his lordship a question he doesn't like you are assaulted. Fred Thompson is not a Conservative.

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Code-Enforcement at Work [PIC]

Picture taken in downtown Fort Myers for a post on Kobra's Corner.

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Ground Rules for ANY Role-Playing Game

If you break these rules, your DM may be compelled to break your neck. Don't do this.

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Building a Better RPG: How Persona 3 will save us all

Continuing in the focused analysis and critique of key elements in traditional console RPGs, this installment discusses the old level-grind and the way characters are traditionally evolved in RPGs-- and explains why upcoming title Persona 3 breaks the mold.

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Newsflash: Your Neck Is Not Made Of Rubber

Onlooker delay and why it's dangerous.

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Ninjapirate updates, pigs suddenly flying

Something about Harry Potter fans.

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White (House) Lies [PIC]

At least nobody died.

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Myspace blocks the letter "i"

This is just bizarre: MySpace has started to filter out the letter “i” on MySpace blogs - all of them. No matter where the letter “i” appears in a word or sentence, it gets replaced with “..”. The only place where an “i” can be used is in the title of a post.Myspace can go to hell, those comm..e bastards!

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Bush on the Constitution: 'It's just a goddamned piece of paper'

I didn't make it up, I'm quoting the man. Thoughts anyone?

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The FBI Can Eavesdrop on You Even When Your Cell Phone is Turned Off

Did you know that the FBI can listen in to any and all of your conversations through your cell phone–even when you’re not actually speaking on the phone?Using your cell phone’s tracking device, the FBI can turn on the microphone in your cell phone and listen to any conversations taking place nearby.Check out the video below to find out the

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I Now Pronounce You Stereotypical and Racist

Adam Sandler and Kevin James's marriage of convenience = cheap laughs that never really pay off. For every bright spot (like terrific comedic performances by Ving Rhames and Dan Aykroyd in supporting roles), you'll have to sit through inexplicable bits that go nowhere.

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The Top 10 Greatest Simpsons Endings of All Time

Some of the funniest, most touching, and most memorable endings in the history of the show that I’ve spent more hours of my life watching than I have sleeping.

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Local "Code Enforcement" Officials Need to Pull Their Heads Out of Their...

...Asses

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10 Biggest Scandals in Video Game History

From Night Trap to Hot Coffee, what are the biggest scandals in video game history? Read the list and then vote for your choice.

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Is dark energy lurking in hidden spatial dimensions?

The mysterious cosmic presence called dark energy, which is accelerating the expansion of the universe, might be lurking in hidden dimensions

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You're Not "EMOtional;" You're Worthless

What is EMO? If you ask an emo kid, they'll give you a long spiel about individuality and being emotional (which are two completely opposite concepts-- more on that later). If you ask me, it's an adjective synonymous with worthless.

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The Consequences of Favoritism

The moral of the story: Favoritism doesn't pay off. If Mrs. OJ's son hadn't been a jock (and therefore treated like royalty by the elitists at my High School) he would've dropped out, got his GED, and spent the rest of his days at Burger King.

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How To Not Suck

This is a website that sprung up around the beginning of October, which takes an aggressive stance against laziness, inconsiderateness and stupidity in the world around us. The topics cover everything from relationships to hygiene, from traffic laws to screaming children, all while maintaining a very black sense of humour (and a very foul mouth).

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Not Sure if an Honors Class is Right For You? Play it Safe and Don't Take 1

I think I can safely say the only people in that class who deserve to be there are the ones who sit on the side of the room creatively declared the "unpopular side" by the inconceivably stupid and their rapier wit.

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Five Shitty Country Songs That Are Always on the Radio

At the store I work at, we always have the same shitty country music radio station playing; twenty four fucking hours a day (except for three months around Christmas time). And during all of this time listening to the same old boring shit on almost a daily basis, I've noticed a select few songs that bring the genre down to a whole new level of suckiness. To make matters worse, they play these songs more frequently than any of the other shitty country songs; so often that the morons who shop there actually hum along to the tunes in line, aggravating me further.1. Rodney Atkins - "Watching You" This can be best described as one of those "feel-good" songs that these shitty country artists make in-between failed albums. This is a song about how a kid wants to be just like his dad. "He said, I’ve been watching you, dad ain’t that kool? I’m your buckaroo, I want to be like you. And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are. We got cowboy boots and camo pants. Yeah, we’re just alike, hey, ain’t we dad. I want to do everything you do. So I’ve been watching you." You want to do everything your dad has done, do you? Does that include having sex with your own mother, you sick incestuous fuck? Songs like this are the reason that rednecks inbreed so damn much.2. Rodney Atkins - "If You're Going Through Hell" This is the song that says, "If you're going through Hell, keep on going..." I just can't get enough of this song and its not-so-hidden message. "I'm going through Hell. Should I make my life better or dig myself deeper in the hole?" Don't ask Rodney Atkins if you have something to live for. 3. Tim McGraw - "The Last Dollar" This song wouldn't be so intolerable if he didn't plug a chorus of children (presumably his) into the fucking song. Asshole, nobody likes the sound of childrens' voices, except maybe pedophiles. But regardless, nobody in their right mind would want to listen to some prepubescent twat squak their high-pitched voice and follow along an already-cacophonic aural catastrophe.4. Brad Paisley - "Ticks" This song is about checking someone (presumably Brad's whore-of-the-week) for ticks. Sexual innuendo, or a reference to the fact that the only people who listen to this dog-shit music are homeless people and mutated white trash? Either way, the song sucks and Brad Paisley should be beaten for this atrocity he calls a song.5. Carrie Underwood - "Before He Cheats" Let me tell you all a secret: The key to keeping your significant other from cheating on you is to not spread your legs to the first drunken moron with a naturally-slurred voice, get knocked up, and marry out of guilt. This advice comes too late for Carrie Underwood, who wrote a song about demolishing an innocent car because her husband/boyfriend/fuck-toy cheated on her with another woman. Big fucking deal! Oh, boo-hoo! He cheated on you. Do you know what you do? Dump his ass and date someone else. Life sucks-- stop crying and shrieking into the microphone because you're too much of a sopping fool to find a real man. A decent man will only ever cheat on a woman either if she's not satisfying or if he suspects she's doing the same and wants revenge. Then again, you probably pick up your suitors at family reunions so my words are wasted on you. I can't stand these fucking songs anymore. I would say we ban them from the airwaves if I didn't advocate free speech. Even with that in mind, I'm tempted to do so.

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If Clinton Becomes President, Run For the Canadian Border!

While I'm all for a woman President; I don't believe that Hilary Clinton is, as a candidate and not necessarily as a woman, unfit for the job. And this disbelief is not rooted in bias; it's rooted in Clinton's own statements.

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A Comprehensive Guide to Image Board Terms

A complete and perfect guide to image board terminologies that is guaranteed to end any and all confusion associated with 4chan and other image board web sites.

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Newsflash: CNN is No Longer News!

I'm bitterly disappointed when I turn on the tube to find out about recent global events and get greeted with, "Paris Hilton has stopped crying. She is going to be writing a letter to thank all of her fans for their support."

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Predictions for December 2012 - WARNING: May contain spoilers.

These Mayan doomsayers are quick to predict our untimely apocalypse-- yet they completely ignore the fact that the calendar ends on a Winter Solstice and was probably relevant to Mayan religious rites that we have no documentation of because of the asshole Spaniards who burned all of their books.

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Aspects of Redneck Culture That Confound Me

If you've ever been called unpatriotic by someone wearing a symbol of treason-- this article is for you.

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Public High Schools Are Damaged Beyond Repair

How is it possible for one to go from a C student in high school to an A student in college? The answer is obvious: High school-- and maybe even the entire public school system-- is not meant for intelligent people.

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You're Not "EMOtional;" You're Worthless

What is EMO? If you ask an emo kid, they'll give you a long spiel about individuality and being emotional (which are two completely opposite concepts-- more on that later). If you ask me, it's an adjective synonymous with worthless.

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Phishing - Proving Human Stupidity Since 1996

It doesn't take a genius or a computer hacker (slight redundancy?) to figure out that you're being bullshitted. You just need to pay attention and pull your head out of your ass. And if that's too much for you, you deserve to be phished.

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English Proverbs That Get My Irish Up

Have you ever had to stop a serious discussion to say, "Wait wait-- excuse me. What the hell kind of statement is that? Are you dense?" Then you know exactly how I feel when someone says one of these stupid sayings, phrases, mottos, and other forms of oral diarrhea.

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Gaming Industry: Out of Ideas? Make Another First-Person Shooter!

How can you play the same god-damned game with a different title over and over again and still be entertained? It doesn't make sense! Because you morons are willing to shell out $30 at a time for the same carbon-copy gameplay and story, there will always be a market for it.

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